Tuesday morning now, I gotta have somewhere to go.
I call up Tommy now, I call him on the telephone.
Won't you wake up and come with me now?
I'm going to the pawn and loan.
Walking down thirty-three, walking down thirty-o.
Well, what am I supposed to think?
I drop a nickel in the sink.
I love people like a brother now,
But I'm not gonna be their mother now.
What if someone walked up to me,
And like an apple cut right through me?
I'm not just gonna stand there grinnin',
Cause I'm not the one who's sinnin',
Screwdriver.
Now that you have heard my story now,
I've got a little ending to it now.
Whenever you go out alone,
Take a little dog a bone.
Think about your little sister,
Then you got to drive it home...
With a screwdriver.